Frustration at midnight

Its near midnight, am home after a near hopeless day at work, and what am I faced with? Another power cut?

Why? I pay my taxes I pay my bills, but every fuckin night the government wants to violate me fundamental right as envisaged under Article 21 of the Constitution of India, my right to life, my right to enjoy a life free of encumbrances, enjoy my life sans mutant mosquitoes, enjoy my life sans power cuts.

As I sit here yet again, without the much needed air conditioning and electricity I cant help but think of all those people at the electricity department I want to kill

If I had my way, if only I was a legislator I would pass an Act, The Prohibition of Power Cuts Act of 2008.

The act would strictly be a criminal statute, envisaging the summary execution of manager of the Electricity department under whose jurisdiction there is a power cut.

The act would also provide for life imprisonment for his subordinates.
Arghhhhhhh