BMW - thats ours!!

And so as things stand, the boss( read ex) just bought herself a BMW, its not your everyday run of the mill car its a fucking BMW that costs more than just a wee bit. It fucking hell costs a lot.

And for someone who is allegedly so poor, i wonder how she managed to get that car? I mean all her talk of. ,” i am so poor, i have no money, i cant afford to pay anyone, i cant even afford a cup of tea…”, a BMW is just pushing it a wee bit much don't you think?

I mused over it all night and obviously concluded; that she bought that BMW from our money, money that is rightfully ours, money that we have slogged our sorry arses for.

And here is the break up of the same.

For all those days when i have bought her tea and food in the Supreme Court Canteen, for the photocopies i have done for her without ever getting paid for it, for all the time i have driven her around town and never smelt even a drop of petrol and for never getting paid enough

For all those who worked for her but were paid through the NGO, for all those who were hired to be her slaves but were somehow shown to be working on projects that were defunct.

For all those instances when she bought stuff for herself from people's per diems and made them even account for every coffee they consumed, so that more money could be saved to enable her to buy herself expensive and useless wine openers.

For all those instances when she borrowed over coats from neighbors, coz really they are expensive garments.

For all those instances where she made people pay from their pockets so that our defunct magazine could go into print

For all those instances when she threatened to cut everyone’s salaries coz its Recession but went and bought her self a prada bag and an omega watch after bargaining with the salesman using me as a translator.

For all those instances where she paid people who didn't deserve to be paid, but didn't bother paying those who killed themselves for her

For all those instances when she cut her maids salary coz she refused to do extra work

For all those instances, where she was just a hardcore miser.

Therefore i conclude.- It is us who own her BMW. all of us.

Ill take the back wheel, the cd player and the steering wheel
Asmita can get the front two wheels.
Ayesha can get the front right rearview mirror and the indicators
Sangita you get the radiator, and front seat.
Bratty- you can take the rear windscreen
Rashi gets the other rear view mirror
Mandy can get the wipers and the front windscreen
Saptarshi can get the boot, i know you need a cupboard
Jhuma can get the remaining wheels
Udiksha can get the mud flap
Kritika can get the other mud flap
Ajay singh can get the rear seats
Kamolika can get the speakers
Afreen can get the front left seat
Sonam can get the 4 doors
Samridhi can get the ashtray
Shama can get the horn
Tenzing can get the front and rear bumpers
Yadav can get the speedometer

The engine will be sold in the black market and the money divided equally

For those who were left out of the list, could make a written application stating reasons why they deserve a share and a standing committee comprising of the AG and SG of India would consider their case and hand over their share through the proceeds of the sale of the engine in the black market.

Note- Terrorists and people affiliated to terrorists will only get mud flaps and deserve nothing else.

Now that’s justice to that BMW