Saturday, July 16, 2011

So i finally managed to book tickets for the upcoming Metallica Concert,  which led to rather strange discussion on Fb, thought it was worth putting it here.

Metallica Concert Tickets Booked!!!!
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  • Mridula Dewan, Kavitha Babu-Kashyap, Shruti Meher and 7 otherslike this.
    • Michael Thompson where?
      11 hours ago · 
    • Mehak Sethi Delhi, 28th Oct
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    • Michael Thompson omfg
      11 hours ago · 
    • Mehak Sethi YEs Mr Thompson, OMFG.....
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    • Michael Thompson I can't be there. So I hope the power goes out. I hope mosquitoes make it impossible for them to play. I hope they accidentally end up in Bangladesh having gotten mixed up and landing there. I hope the humidity ruins their instruments. Maybe I will come for this.
      11 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
    • Karin Bruinenberg exit lights, enter night
      11 hours ago · 
    • Mehak Sethi 
      No no, let me tell what will eventually happen, Metallica shall land in Delhi, all set to perform, Some minister somewhere will think its against the indian ethics and protest, The cops in order to make a quick buck will approach the organizers, who will direct them in the direction of one Mr Hetfield, who will be approached in order to procure a hefty bribe. In the negotiations that shall ensue, the aforementioned Mr Hetfield will kill the cop with his guitar. Post which, there will be a shoot out, in which Hetfield and Lars Ulrich will be shot dead and the others deported. To add to the drama, no one in the public shall be informed of this and come 28th Oct, while the crowds are lining up at the venue, the organizers will announce at 7 : 20 pm that the concert has been cancelled. All hell shall break lose, there will be mass rioting, tear gas and lathicharge will be the call of the hour, 18 people shall die in the following stampede, including but not limited to one Brian Citro.
      I wish it would end there but .....
      thats just the beginning, The Supreme Court shall appoint a committee to look into the matter which will be headed by a retd judge. Who will evntually be bribed by the cops, and the report shall absolve the police of all charges if any.
      In the interim the public will line up to claim a refund, the portal www. ticketgenie.com ( the authorised online sellers) will crash never to be resurrected and their office at CP will be burnt down. However in the end " Nothing Else Matters"!!!
      11 hours ago ·  ·  3 people
    • Michael Thompson 
      In that case, I will read about it in Outlook. Brian Citro cannot die. But I can imagine several white people may have to perish in this incident. I also think you will find Hammett in Pahar Ganj three weeks after the date of the never held first show. He will appear emaciated, but that's just how he looks. Im going to sue the whole country if any of this happens. I don't know in what court, but in a big one, Im going to sue. For PAISA.
      11 hours ago ·  ·  2 people
    • Karin Bruinenberg ‎... and justice for all :)
      11 hours ago · 
    • Mehak Sethi 
      You can knock on the doors of the supreme court, maybe hire Indira to fight for your cause, and while she is doing that she will make it a feminist issue as to why Metallica did not have a single female band member, such an act was a violation of Article 21 and 14 of our overtly preposterous Constitution and thereby declare all male band members as unconstitutional. The Supreme Court shall immediately enforce the said rule which would be reviewed 3 weeks later before a constitutional bench comprising of 5 judges. Mr Salve will be representing Hammett, who by now would be living in the slums of Nizammudin, playing leads at the Nizammudin Dargah every thursday evening.
      The matter would be listed for final arguments 4 months post admission. The final arguments would continue for 5 months, and thereby reserved for judgment.
      In the interim, Hammett would be killed for playing the wrong chord, during one of the prayer sessions and Mr Salve would be rendered clientless.
      11 hours ago ·  ·  3 people
    • Mehak Sethi Also... the night before the final verdict, all news channels would go mad, Barkha Dutt will have a crazy orgasm on live television, much to the displeasure of Arnob Goswami, who would try and replicate such an act, but would fail miserably.
      However on the day of the judgement there would a terror strike in the SC and that would be the end of it all
      11 hours ago ·  ·  3 people
    • Fiona Lander This concert is 2 days before my visa expires. I feel that may be a sign.
      11 hours ago · 
    • Shruti Meher Envy!!Jealousy!!turning Grrrrreeeen!!hmmmm....ok fine have a blast!!
      4 hours ago · 
    • Sanjib Deka Mehak , u shud be a script writer.... :)
      4 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
    • Vinod Chandramouli We should somehow let Metallica know about this discussion. This is classic!
      2 hours ago · 
    • Debashish Goswami think this whole farce requires a blog !!! ;-)
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