Wayne’s World…

Burp… Hic… Hic… Burp… leave me alone…really... Do you wanna get kicked in ya balls? Oh well by the way I am Wayne … Wayne Rooney… hell… WHAT..!!! ya haven’t heard of me... ?? Bang!!! Punch!!… Sorry had to do that.... you deserved it…. How could you have not heard of me... I am England’s only Star... a star among a bunch of fags and a Swede (Erikkson).

And hell yeah we got knocked out of the World Cup… and those fags want to blame me... really why... just coz I kicked a Portuguese player in his balls... malifide allegations… I didn’t kick him... I just accidentally happened to walk over them CRUNCH!!! Wasn’t my fault… and then I was shown the red card... blasphemy… the referee better watch out... am gonna unleash the soccer hooligans on to him…

And really at the end of it I am being blamed for the loss… what 'bout fag boy Beckham... poor thing had to wobble off the field when his team and country needed him the most, really he would be better off just wearing a pink dress and sucking on a popsicle…

England’s all about... fish and chips…cup o tea... bad food... worse weather... Mary... f@#&ing Poppins and Wayne Rooney... yes me... the football God himself... when God made football he made me (Maradona was just a joke)… I am everything and more this country could ask for... even the Queen can vouch for that….

Now leave me alone I need to guzzle down another 34 liters of beer…. And then I am off to call Bush… need to nuke Portugal and kill Scolari… coz I am Wayne..hic hic.. Wayne Rooney.