The Blame Game

So the blame game begins, who do we blame for this loss? At the outset I blame myself, yes I was one of the reasons India lost this match and then this World Cup, its my fault I put so much faith in this team and thereby inadvertently put them under immense pressure.

Moving on I blame Saskshi and the Gharwali community for helping Dhoni get married and thereby losing his once overtly famous Mojo.

While I am at it, I blame Ashish Nehra, you must think its the last over against SA? No you are mistaken, to go to the bottom of this one has to go back a long way, when Ashish Nehra came back into the team in 2009, he had, to avoid his long and unfortunate spate of injuries taken a conscious decision to stop fornicating, after all someone like Nehra used to even injure himself during those unfortunate acts of fornication. All went well for a very long time, Nehra had his Mojo in place, he was bowling well and surprisingly not getting injured, till this unfortunate afternoon in September 2010, Nehra set aside his vow and obviously got injured, rest is history. He came back but by then lost his rhythm, thereby I blame him and his acts of fornication.

Further still I blame Vikram Huligol, who refused to answer my call this afternoon, thereby breaking a tradition, which was started on the day India played a practice match against the Aussies and beat them hollow.

I even blame the coin they used at the toss, how dare it fall against india, the person who minted that coin should be sent to the gallows forthwith and without fail.

Also I blame Karan Goswami, who came over to my place to watch the match, despite his knowledge that the last time he watched a match at my place, India lost to Pakistan in the 2009 Champions Trophy.

Finally, I blame the English for ever inventing this game, had you guys just gone around stealing diomands and kohinoors  rather than inventing games, India would have never lost this match