Ill take a moment, just a small one while i am at it, a moment which gave me a new reason to live, a new reason to fight, a reason which made me so mad i broke a macbook and another blackberry, a moment so angsty i almost imploded, like a black hole i stood there burning within, sucking in all in its path.
It couldnt be happening to me, getting fucked over by fine print!!! My insurance company had swindled its way out, a way where they wont have to pay for my uber expensive surgery.
But they forgot, fine print is like a double edged sword, it has the potential of of destroying both the author and its victim.
Thanks to all those years of being trained as a lawyer where you are taught not only to fuck the fucker but also fuck WITH the fucker, if you can permit me to say so, thankfully i just found that one sub clause which has the potential to suck in that insurance company into this beautiful black hole i have created.
Dear Insurance company, I am coming after you, lock stock and all my smoking barrels, if you can try and fuck me with fine print, then SO CAN I!!
It couldnt be happening to me, getting fucked over by fine print!!! My insurance company had swindled its way out, a way where they wont have to pay for my uber expensive surgery.
But they forgot, fine print is like a double edged sword, it has the potential of of destroying both the author and its victim.
Thanks to all those years of being trained as a lawyer where you are taught not only to fuck the fucker but also fuck WITH the fucker, if you can permit me to say so, thankfully i just found that one sub clause which has the potential to suck in that insurance company into this beautiful black hole i have created.
Dear Insurance company, I am coming after you, lock stock and all my smoking barrels, if you can try and fuck me with fine print, then SO CAN I!!
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